R is for Remember When?...

Remember when I read "Bossypants" by Tina Fey and I thought I was going to write my own book? Yeah, maybe I only Tweeted that (Hoping my 127 faithful followers would laugh about it and then secretly hope that I was actually famous and not just pretend famous and ask me about my book.) but irregardless, it was a thought in my head. Now I'm reading "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" by Mindy Kaling and I'm having book thoughts again. While I was driving home last night, here is how I broke it down:

• I could totally write a book. I could compile Tweets or heck, just print out posts of my blog and take them to a publisher. I think that's how it works. I should Google that.
• I could totally write a book. Eventually people will want to know about my tough life as an awkward middle schooler who shopped at Limited Too, had kind of stupid friends (Up until 8th grade, of course. Hi Ali.), ate lunch with her retainer in (See? That is just a preview of the fun facts you'll learn!), cried at school and prayed at night that she would be famous once she got contacts, got her braces removed and lost weight. Yes, I prayed for all those things religiously. So far, they've all come true except for the fame thing. I'm still working on it. Honest.
• I could totally write a book. I would insert this post right here about how I was "unsure about the possibilities of opening myself up to the world like that" but then I figured "Why not?"
• I could totally write a book. While I have repressed a lot of my early childhood memories, I have a lot of pictures which would definitely bring back some memories. And some bad hair cuts.
• I could totally write a book. Right?

Maybe this will be a 2012 resolution...