B is for Birthday List 2017

My TWENTY SEVENTH birthday is in 34 days. I don't know which part of that is crazier... The fact that I'm turning 27 or the fact that I still haven't posted my official birthday list. Honestly, they're almost equally crazy to me. This year is already flying by and I'm not sure how to make it slow down. Maybe I should add that to my birthday list. I'm sure that's something I could find on Amazon. Ha.

Nasty Gal by Sophia Amoruso I'm pretty sure this has been on all my gift lists for the past few months. It screams "must-have coffee table" book to me! $24.15 from Amazon. // Metallic Rose Gold Balloon Dog Rose. Gold. Balloon. Animal. I really don't need to say much. This one sells itself. $35.00 from Etsy. // Sidekick Crossbody Circle Bag in Rose I saw this and part of me squealed. If I were a bag (this is something I think about a lot), I'm pretty sure this is what I'd look like. $75.00 from ban.do. // Peachy Keen 6s iPhone Case THIS MAKES ME SMILE EVERY DANG TIME I SEE IT. Ugh. It's so good. Peach emojis for life. $35.00 from Sonix. // Dolly Parton Vibes Tee I saw Dolly Parton live for the first time ever last year and it's changed my life. Not in the sense that I want fake boobs or anything, but she's just such a magical unicorn. I love her forever and think Dolly Parton vibes should be everyone's motto for life. $28.00 from Luella. // Peter 6s iPhone Case Because bunnies. That's all. $35.00 from Sonix. // Shania Twain "Come On Over" 2XLP I. MEAN. Are you serious?! This is in my top 10 favorite albums ever. I also found an amazing record player at Goodwill the other day, so I need some good tunes. (Oof. Sorry not sorry.) $24.98 from Urban Outfitters. // Haiku Earrings Eek! They are so dainty. $28.00 from Madewell. // Florence + The Machine "How Big How Blue How Beautiful" LP Another favorite album. How great would this sound on vinyl? Answer: VERY. $14.99 from Urban Outfitters.  

Fruity Business Tee I found this on Instagram a few weeks ago and had some good giggles. That's all you should look for in clothing - giggles! $18.00 from Dave's Clubhouse. // Mini Instax Love Filter Lens Set I think the entire world should have a pink filter, but because I'm not sure how to do that (science and such), this is the next best thing. $18.00 from Urban Outfitters. // Always Bey Flawless Desk Plate Because Beyoncé! $28.00 from Sensual Roker. // Beyonce LP Because Beyoncé x 2. $43.98 from Urban Outfitters. // VOLUSPA French Bourbon Vanille I have never smelled (smelt?) a vanilla candle I didn't immediately fall in love with. This is sold out on Nordstrom.com, but I've seen it in stores. $9.00 from Nordstrom. // Great Outdoors Nail Tattoos How cute are these?! I cannot do my own nails to save my life (seriously, it's terrible) but these will help, I'm pretty sure. $6.00 from Hartland Brooklyn. // Float On Drink Floaties - Sweetheart I have fruit drink floaties and they are LITERALLY the best invention ever. They've been invited to many Palm Springs mini vacations - they're my absolute favorite. $12.00 from ban.do. // Mini Pineapple Pinata I believe in pineapples all the time and pinatas for all occasions forever. $14.00 from Urban Outfitters. // LA LA Land LP Say what you want to say about "La La Land," but oooooooh I loved it! Los Angeles + Ryan Gosling + Emma Stone + random dance numbers = Love. $22.98 from Urban Outfitters.

Honorary Mentions: Unicorn Pinata Sticker I am really, really in love with him! HE IS TOO CUTE FOR WORDS. $3.00 from Luella. // ASOS Flamingo Print Headscarf I want all things pink and all things flamingo, please! $9.50 from ASOS. // Active Swiss-Dot Leggings I love me a workout legging, my friends. I also love me some polka dots. Also, cute leggings kind of help motivate me to go workout more. Kinda. $19.90 from Forever21.